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Tuesday, August 15, 2006

The things I like about Malaysia

This month, we Malaysians will be celebrating our country's 49th Merdeka Day, and enjoy the freedom our Papa Independence gave us back in 1957. Y'all got feel the heat? I don't.

Growing up in Malaysia for many bloody years, I still don't really feel all that patriotic but what the heck, there are some things I really love about Malaysia:

1. Durians: What else makes us more Malaysian than this infamous king of fruit? It's one freaking smelly fruit that tastes like armpit to Mat Sallehs, but we Malaysian still love it and find it tasty like hell.

2. Food: Hmm.... what more can we ask for in this multi-racial country? We have a variety of really cheap foods, be it dim sum for breakfast, nasi lemak for lunch, or roti canai for supper.
If u still don't like it we still classy restaurants like Chillis, San Fransisco Steakhouse, and Thank God I Farted.

3. Mamak: There's nothing like it and you can't find it anywhere else. During the World Cup 2006, football fans and punters gather in a big crowd, yelling like bitches on a lifeless TV screen. It's the closest punters can get to climax, watching their team win in a great environment.

That was until when Zidane made that stupid head-butt mistake, then that's the end of their luck.

4. Movies: No, I'm not talking about Malaysian-made movies like Remp-It, Anak Mami, or Senario Pemburu Yamashita dunno-wat-cock. I hate the fact that the government ban some foreign movies, censor sexy and violent parts, and erase the bad languages.

Lameness

But look at the bright side; we have bloody ridiculous and funny Malay subtitles. My favourite is Nemo = Si Comel. Luckily they didn't translate POTC2:Dead Man's Chest as Tetek Lelaki Mati.
Or else, GSC and TGV confirm bankrupt wan.

5. Piracy: Thanks to the Ah Bengs we have the convenient of buying cheap and the latest movie at the nearest pasar malam in your neighbourhood. Hey computer nerds, the latest super-extra-cool PC software like umm.... (put any latest software name you know, and +1 to the number of the edition) is at your fingertips with only about RM10 per CD.

Auntie, you want to act high class mah? Got fake Guccis and Pradas that looks genuine to you (because you can't really tell the difference anyway since your eyesight have gone bad), available at Petaling Street.
With RM15, you can get yourself the latest cK Red Delicious and use it to spray on your flea and shit-infested pets. Classy!

My fake Nike sunglasses = RM12

I personally feel that if you don't own at least 1 pirated VCD, then you're not Malaysian.

6. Redang Island: It is the best beach I have ever been and for me, it's like a trip to heaven for RM350. Wei you guys better don't throw any rubbish in the sea when you visit there ok? Preserve the beautiful bitch that Mother Nature gave us... must I tell you that?


7. Hannah Tan: My favourite model in the entire planet... and I don't even admire Heidi Klum. She's so damn hot.... hotter than Malaysia's whether. Voted as the sexiest female model in Malaysia for 2006. No big surprise!

Happy Merdeka Day everyone....is there anything else I missed out?

6 Comments:

  • At 11:39 AM, Blogger daryl said…

    LOL

    Actually, there's a net pic of Hannah Tan in a bikini somewhere... I found it only once before. She looks better in other pictures, but yeh, she's pretty and supposed to be friendly too!

     
  • At 3:21 PM, Blogger Mr. Brightside said…

    Haha.. TGI Friday's also u kutuk.. weh.. wat about amber chia?? not hot meh.. macam angelina jolie malaysia leh...

     
  • At 6:16 PM, Blogger Donovan LTS said…

    amber chia is not as hot as hannah tan wei!!

     
  • At 3:19 AM, Blogger daryl said…

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  • At 3:20 AM, Blogger daryl said…

    Hannah Tan Is The Hottest Msian In History At The Moment!

     
  • At 6:00 AM, Blogger Donovan LTS said…

    yes, in my opinion...bloody hot

     

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